Geir Werner Hagen

Never mind ( the ) Bollocks

Geir Werner Hagen

Christine and me have gotten a new roommate ! He is very hairy and has quite a bad breath. It´s a dog. Large Clives mother has broken her hip ( something like that ), and couldn´t take care of the dog anymore. LC asked us if we could keep him for some weeks and Christine said " Yes !" for the both of us... The dogs name is Bollocks, a name I find hard to shout in the street when he runs after a cat or a bird, so I call him Doggie when we´re outside the appartment.

Today I was woken by Bollocks having a suddenly rush of energy and he kept running around the apartment. His nails are way too long, so he skidded around like Bambi on ice and knocked over the TV. When the energy rush was over he just sat looking at me with his tongue out and his bad breath coming right at me. Our eyes met and I could swear he has a ´lazy eye´, because one eye was looking at me and the other eye looked at something to my left side. He looked dead stupid so I had to laugh. Bollockse barked at me and I immediately shut up. Later I took him to the veterinary to cut his toenails. We then visited Luigi who confirmed that Bollocks had a lazy eye. How we laughed ! Bollocks didn´t care much. He went into the kitchen and had an "intimate self-wash".

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