Oh Joy ! OH rapture ! My rectal functions are working again ! It´s been 8 days wiyhout getting any poop out , and finally today it came out ! Lots of little "beans" and ...

I´ve developed a bad habit watching youtube.com om Lisas computer at night. I esecially enjoy digging for musicvideos, and about aweek ago I stumbled upon the song "Electrical Storm" with irish group U2. The video is featuring the beautiful Samantha Morton ( I found her name after some intense searching on Google). She is so beautiful and I´ve got a crush on hger, much like I had with Nigella... I still have this fear of dying young (and neary a virgin) so I am considering to go to sleep with the first woman I meet that is willing and able ! This, I guess, excludes Lisa, but the new girl at The Darjeling, Wendy, has shown a great deal of interest in me. (Lisa says) She has wonderful breasts and is quite pretty I think, so what more could I ask for ? Well, dear diary, I lack the courage to ask her out. I might have to ask Lisa to do it for me, but that wouldn´t be very "manly" ?

I haven´t been blogging in over a years time, but Geir told me I should start up again, and here I am.

A lot has happenedm and I do look forward to fill you in in that. The three most persons in my life now is, Bollocks (the dog with the lazy eye), Lisa (godess) and Luigi (best friend, still "in the closet"). 

I´ll tell you more the following days. I will be writing here on Geirs blog, then he can help me if there´s any trouble.

Come back soon !

Dev

I really think it´s necessary with a brief recap of  my life since I last wrote on the blog...

I am still working at the Darjeeling, the same goes for Lisa. She is now the manager. Bollocks still lives with me and Lisa in her appartment, and Luigi now drives a cab.

Luigi has stayed off liquer for almost a year, thanks to AA. He has also converted to judaism, but struggles a bit with the sabbath-thing cuz he always drives his cab at weekends.

I am tired, so won´t write more now. I haven´t had a good night sleep in weeks cuz Bollocks has developed diabetes, wich forces him to pee every second hour or so. Minimum. I love the lazy eyed mungrel, but I don´t know how much longer I can keep on walk him 3 or 4 times every night...