Dev Singhs DiaryDev Singhs Diaryhttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2009-04-16T21:20:54ZSquarespaceA brief recaphttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2009/4/16/a-brief-recap.htmlGeir Werner2009-04-16T20:01:28Z2009-04-16T20:01:28ZI really think it´s necessary with a brief recap of  my life since I last wrote on the blog...

I am still working at the Darjeeling, the same goes for Lisa. She is now the manager. Bollocks still lives with me and Lisa in her appartment, and Luigi now drives a cab.

Luigi has stayed off liquer for almost a year, thanks to AA. He has also converted to judaism, but struggles a bit with the sabbath-thing cuz he always drives his cab at weekends.

I am tired, so won´t write more now. I haven´t had a good night sleep in weeks cuz Bollocks has developed diabetes, wich forces him to pee every second hour or so. Minimum. I love the lazy eyed mungrel, but I don´t know how much longer I can keep on walk him 3 or 4 times every night...

]]>Blogging again!http://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2009/4/15/blogging-again.htmlGeir Werner2009-04-15T21:35:10Z2009-04-15T21:35:10ZI haven´t been blogging in over a years time, but Geir told me I should start up again, and here I am.

A lot has happenedm and I do look forward to fill you in in that. The three most persons in my life now is, Bollocks (the dog with the lazy eye), Lisa (godess) and Luigi (best friend, still "in the closet"). 

I´ll tell you more the following days. I will be writing here on Geirs blog, then he can help me if there´s any trouble.

Come back soon !

Dev

]]>Fatalismhttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2007/3/19/fatalism.htmlGeir Werner2007-03-19T19:15:43Z2007-03-19T19:15:43ZOh joy !http://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2007/2/26/oh-joy-.htmlGeir Werner2007-02-26T22:16:46Z2007-02-26T22:16:46Z12.01.2007http://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2007/1/16/12012007.htmlGeir Werner2007-01-16T19:28:27Z2007-01-16T19:28:27ZI f

]]>Christmas letterhttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/12/27/christmas-letter.htmlGeir Werner2006-12-26T23:29:05Z2006-12-26T23:29:05ZI am writing this in hindsight so some details probaby are lost. (Due to severe consumation of alcohol that is).
I spent Christmas night with two of my closest friends, Bollocks and Luigi. Luigi was on a christmas leave from his AA-hostel, and Bollocks is always lieing around. We hadn´t get to buyt a turky, so we ate som delicious pasta carbonara Luigi made. Then we ate crumcakes and had tea while watching Miracle on 34th Street. At the end we both cried like fools.Then we called Lisa, wich was visiting her parents for the night. She said she looked forward to see me next evening ! At elleven I called for a cab to take Luigi back to the hostel. He was still very moved after the movie (Miracle on 34th street) and made me promise to always be his friend.I said that of course I would and then he sobbed again. When the cab was driving away he looke out trough the rear windows of the cab with eyes like a cocker spaniel, and dear diary, I felt really sorry for him.
After seeing the cab leaving I took Bollocks around the block and then home for some reruns of "Smith & Jones" on BBC 4.

I let Bollocks sleep on the sofa with me, Lisa wasn´t.

]]>LUST!http://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/11/16/lust.htmlGeir Werner2006-11-16T21:07:52Z2006-11-16T21:07:52ZAs you might know I´ve harboring strong feelings for Lisa, both sexual (especeially!),and emotional. This autumn I´ve had a much more relation towards her, and it´s been good for me (well that´s what Luigi says anyway.) All this was deatroyed this morning... I woke up quite early and had my cup of tea, walked Bollocks around the block, and the went to work earlier than ususal cuz the weather was so beautiful and springy´. When I came to The Darjeling i noticed there was loud music playin and I guessed it was Lisa that had arrived early. I went in to the café and there she was tying the laces on her. She had a white cotton sweater on, very tight so I could see the straps on her bra, and she wore jeans. Since she sat on her knee i could see her underwear, light green lace/broidered panties. She couldn´t hear me because of the music,so I looked like a madman at her second cleavage. Finally I shouted "Hi", and she turned around and smiled at me.

It´s been nearly 14 hours since this `incident´, and I still can´t get the sight off of my mind

]]>Diettinghttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/10/10/dietting.htmlGeir Werner2006-10-10T18:01:35Z2006-10-10T18:01:35ZTomorrow I am starting on a crash-diet under Luigis strict supervision. First I start off with seven days of NO FOOD AT ALL ! According to Luigi it´s the best way to de-toxicate the body and start a healthier new life on day eight...The theory is that my body after about 24 hours will go into a ´rinse-mode` and the enzyms that usually goes to my stomach will spread in the bloodstream and literally cleanse the blood of all the waste that´s in it. Well, enough about dietting, I am off to take Bollockd for a walk around the block and then I´m gonna play Scrabble with Lisa.

]]>Recap : Cominghttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/8/21/recap-coming.htmlGeir Werner2006-08-21T09:53:59Z2006-08-21T09:53:59ZDue to severe technical trouble on the computer at The Darjeling I haven`t been able to send Geir new entries from my diary. I will however send this in a bulk and then Geir will post here later.

Sorry

Yours, as always,

Dev Singh

]]>A lack of colorhttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/8/10/a-lack-of-color.htmlGeir Werner2006-08-10T14:51:03Z2006-08-10T14:51:03ZLuigi is still at the de-toxication center AA has in Oxford. Lisa and me had several meetings with the AA in our council and we came to the conclusion that we should hold an intervention on him (Luigi). Well, we did, and now we´re crossing ou fingers and hope he gets better.

]]>...http://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/7/21/596442.htmlGeir Werner2006-07-21T13:33:11Z2006-07-21T13:33:11ZLisa and me are trying to locate places Luigi have hidden vodka and licorice-schnaps in his appartment. he claims he has forgotten, but we find it hard to believe. You shouuld never trust an alcoholic, thats what AA says anyway.
Luigis first AA meeting is tomorrow, I will follow him and see that he don´t skip out of it.
While walking Bollocks with Lisa last night, I noticed some people, mostly young men, staring at me with envy in their look. I really enjoyed letting them think we are a couple. (Me and Lisa that is, not me an Bollocks...)

]]>AAhttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/7/18/aa.htmlGeir Werner2006-07-18T03:37:24Z2006-07-18T03:37:24ZLuigi admitted that he had turned into an alcoholic tonight! He was addicted to Absolut Lemon and licorice scnaps! He said he had turned to liqueur as an escape from gender confusion  !  This certainly explains a lot. So it turns out he is not a gay-in-the-closet, but a gender-confused-almost-bald italian waiter.

There was some crying and laughing and we, Lisa, Luigi and me, decided to enroll him into a AA-meeting ASAP! We chinked this  pact with a nice cup of licorice-schnaps. 

Later I caught him drinkin almost-see-through orangejuice, and when he went to the bath I tasted it and my suspections were affirmed. It was ca. 80% Absolut Lemon mixed with 20 % orange-juice. I didn´t know what to say, so I didn´t.

]]>Luigi in trouble ?http://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/7/18/luigi-in-trouble-.htmlGeir Werner2006-07-18T03:28:32Z2006-07-18T03:28:32ZLast night Lisa told me that she was afraid that Luigi had started drinking a little too much. I know it´s not that special in the business we work in, but it´s not a good thing though. According to Lisa he(Luigi) had appeared drunk at work at several occasins while I were in India, and one day he didn´t even show up - without any explanation. Thankfully Lisa is the manager at The Darjeeling, but she can´t protect him for too long.
I will have to talk with him tomorrow.

]]>Back homehttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/7/14/back-home.htmlGeir Werner2006-07-14T16:46:31Z2006-07-14T16:46:31ZWell, I´m back in London neerly two weeks earlier than planned. And thank god for that ! When I went home to visit my family in India, it was because my father was supposedly ill. As it turned it was a misunderstanding. My father, Bakthev, claimed he only said he had a slight headache when we spoke on the telephone. I still think he said he was close to terminally ill, and that upset me quite much.
To make a long and boring story short ; my family had bought a new big house and needed some serious help moving the inventory from A to B. ( A being our old house and B being our new house )
I´m starting work in two weeks, so I will sleep over this weekend and maybe I´ll write some more then.

]]>NEWShttp://geirwerner.no/dev-singhs-diary/2006/6/7/news.htmlGeir Werner2006-06-07T07:53:38Z2006-06-07T07:53:38ZMy father, Bakthev Singh, has become critically ill,(he´s not going to die...) so I will go back to India for the summer and help out at home. There will be no entrys on my blog for at least the 1st of august.
Have a nice summer !

Sincerely, Dev Singh !**

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